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Feel Good Points

Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.

I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!

by c-hat-e October 18, 2012


Thundersmug

SEVERE and prolonged condition of cloudsmug.

descent into satanism is more than likely.

becomes rude and mean.
thoughtless, increased confusion, false spirituality
empty, expensive and inflated adventures
finds a partner to share and create more thundersmug

tries to become productive but cannot see through his/her/their own thundersmug and ultimately lands into undecidedville.

Flashes of birlliance due occur during thundersmug storms. But die out as soon as they realise they are caught up in their own heads. Perspective narrows. Tunnel vision increases which leads to circles of imminent confusion and insanity.

Haven't seen Darrel and Terah in awhile...

They have been under this cloud of thundersmug ever since they got back from that outdoor festival.

I bumped into Devin and Candice. They pretended they didn't know me. Those two have created nothing but thundersmug since they got together.

by c-hat-e January 13, 2012


#haterville

A place where haters and borderline #dreamisdemonors live, thrive, network and trade their tips on how to spread, market, and profit/prophet on hating

I passed go and went straight to #haterville. You think Hell is bad...

by c-hat-e November 7, 2012


#hst

I gotta Bet, man from The Commercial Drive Company. It's called Hockey Sales Tax in Canada. Where all well to do, rich, wealthy families who are interested or play hockey are charged a revolving tax to end further lockouts.

This lockout could end today if this tax went into effect on Friday.

Hockey is by far the most expensive sport to play in the world. Canada loves this game and locks out every year. Why? Greed. So, charge greedy people a tax #hst (Hockey Sales Tax) and see how they like it and test them to see how much they love their hockey.

by c-hat-e December 12, 2012


#Brewskov

A Tourist term for a beer in Russia

Pass me a #Brewskov

by c-hat-e December 31, 2013


Montage Mode

A media (film/radio/videogame) editing technique that rapidly accentuates the successes/failures of a certain situation or scene(s), event(s) by montage.

Bad 80s or early 2000s music as overdub.

Star Wipes as Transitions

Alot of praying, fistpumps and celebrating with the opponent's fans and home team fans alike.

Cut the fat! No Coverage! We are over budget, tell Steve in editorial to shift to Montage Mode stat. We need this out by 7. Baracuda by Heart is fine."

A star athlete is born in a distant, foreign, eastern place moves to America in pursuit of the American dream with his large Eastern family, gets bullied and picked on, no girls, no love, his friends abandon him, he gets into Harvard, tries out for the Golden State Warriors and gets cut, after persistence, hardwork and focus becomes an International Social Media and Professional Athletic Superstar, gets the big job in the Big Apple, gets the girl and gets the fame. Now get this down in editorial. Montage Mode. and have it out by 7!

Running Behind people. Montage Mode. Have it out by 7.

Cue Montage Mode

by c-hat-e February 15, 2012


#everything

In the advent of Twitter taking over everyday vocabulary. We at the commercial drive company decided to just decide to capitalize on a good thing and create an anti-trend. Hash tag everything. With everybody jumping on the Twitter Trend bandwagon, with hash tagging galore, we decided just to HashTag everything to make it easier to on everybody.

Teacher: Your arguments were good. But the majority of your marks were lost due to not putting hashtags in front of your words.

Student: #fuckthatshit #whereareyour#? #comebeforeAs.

Consistency Tate: #im a musician # watch out

Camichael: #just#thatshit #everything

by c-hat-e February 19, 2012

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