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dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013


cloud of smugness

Mild to Severe symptoms of ignorance, hardheadedness, brash, cold, stuck up bitchness who doesn't know how to have a good time during the good times or bad times.

(In Canada) Supporter of kyoto accord and openly supports Stephen Harper with EVERYTHING HE DOES without question.

Jumps on every cultural and fashion bandwagon to blend in and spread her smugness onto (un)suspecting persons.

Severity comes with many factors Nature vs Nurture, High School conditions, where these usually do the best breeding and spore out into the world unstoppably. Exposure to this can cause severe descents into heavy drug use, psychosis, thundersmug, ultimately leading to Undecidedville where no one returns

Tina and her cloud of smugness is fucking up my decision making.

Life skills and ability to take on the day are clouded due to heavy clouds of smug.

I looked at the Weather Network and realised why I can't pleasure my girlfriend as well as I could. 5-day forecast nothing but clouds of smugness from Dan-O's demeanor last weekend.

by c-hat-e January 13, 2012

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Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 27, 2012


#saturdaynightambush

Major Breaking News of Comedy/ Drama/ Real Life/ Social Media/ Experience from a show Created by The Good Folks @ The Commercial Drive Company on March 31st 2012.

The Founder of the CDC got arrested for not ordering a coffee on Coffee Corner in Vancouver, and spent a night and jail for doing so.

What the Fuck?

Yeah, talk about a Fucking #saturdaynightambush

You don't believe us?

Google: "I don't like Carmichael Reid" into the Internet

by c-hat-e April 1, 2012


The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 22, 2013

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Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

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Lululunatic

A man or woman who has maniacally embraced the culture Lulu Lemon expresses.

A lunatic wearing all lulu lemon apparel.

Lulu Lemon Clothing/Culture>Authentic Spiritual Enlightenment

You may not know it. But you are a Lululunatic!

The young man in no name brand sweat suit was ostracized from the Yoga circle for obvious reasons.

by c-hat-e March 4, 2012