Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

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Zenepith

1. The point at which your DVR catches up to real time programming (via fast forwarding)
2. The state of being in sync with live television, while viewing a program on a DVR or other streaming medium, which continues to record while you catch up

1. "Please dont text me any updates from the Redskins game. I'm starting late and will not have reached the zenepith for another 20 minutes or so!"