Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."

Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...

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twang

to cancel an agreement.

Or more precisely, to state that you intend to do something, and then change one's mind. See also "dingy"

"I should really and sign on today, but I think I'm just going to twang it"

"She agreed to come out with us for my birthday, but then she twanged us for her sister's funeral"

"I left him a voicemail but he just twanged it. The cunt"

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Jed

Brilliant, superb, top of the league, king of the gods.

Derived from the word, Jedi, which itself doesn't mean anything

This buckie is pure jed by the way.

"On the 43rd minute, Danny Invincible scored a jed goal for Killie. It was one of the jeddest goals seen all season".

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dutch lunch

A meal which has contains herbs than spices.

Having a joint (but not beef or pork) whilst on a lunchbreak.

Right, the bosses are away, anyone fancy a dutch lunch?

"You look like you've just seen a ghost".
"Nah. I've just had a dutch lunch".

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