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The memeishest boi you know. Heâs thicc af and probably too good for you. He often donates to his girlfriends so that she could fill her wardrobe but then he broke and executors go after his $$. He uses chopsticks to drink water
Girl: Goshhh youâre so thicc u must be an Amir
Boi: ohhh I wish so but Iâm only mark
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if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
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when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldnât care less tbh
peter: cmon, thereâll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
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that huge hill in kelvingrove park in glasgow. if you go there in summer, there are so many people all over the hill that you can't even see the grass. most of them are hipsters, but there are also some posh people trying to become hipsters. they be blasting music no one really wants to hear all day as well.
girl: its a beautiful day, where should we go?
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.
Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy youâre ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.
Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but donât waste your time trying, heâs outta your league.
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a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.
boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...
if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses
gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
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