circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.

But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal

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ackhead

otherwise know as a crackhead
a person who is either addicticed to crack or pretends like they might be on it
this personally usually does stupid shit and might is probably a little abnormal

yo check out this guy on the bus, he looks like a fuckin ackhead

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instagater

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

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seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics

Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?

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my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

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boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

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queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

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