H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

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fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

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drongo

A stupid person, especially an Australian.

G'day mate, you're a drongo!

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Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

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quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

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Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

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Legendary

See Deathbringer5. That is the true definition.

That guy is legnedary.

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