bummeling

it is like geting a pummelinng but in the but.

when i was in prison the squirrel man gave a such a bummeling that i could not sit down for a week.

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scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

5👍 5👎

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

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jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

287👍 40👎

manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

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croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

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tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

9👍 3👎