wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

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threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

cuteism

A clever way to disarm a person's sarcasm. Also known as counter-sarcasm. Usually implemented through a series of well rehearsed facial expressions and body language.

Jess: "Wow, you must be a great boss."
Chris: "Awww shucks" ( then blushes and looks at the ground )

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bumchin

Occasional nickname for Ben Affleck.

Wow, look at Ben Affleck's chin!

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keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

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nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

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bangin' a lang

Doing a line or hittin a point of yay or cocaine.

"Man where'd you go?"
"I was bangin' a lang in the bathroom"

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