kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

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table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

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Dinosaur Juice

gas
gasoline
fuel
fossil fuels

Dude dinosaur juice is 5.00 a gal now!

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block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

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FUGAWE TRIBE

Members of the TRIBE :

Chris
Joe
Dawn
Lynn

( close relatives to the HECKAWE TRIBE )

members:

Hannah
Ryan
Mitchell

Hey, Where da fugawe?


OR


Yo, where da heckawe

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Killdozer

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

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malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

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