irritated

a jack ass, stupied son of a bitch like your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend!

my ex-boyfriend is irrtated!

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Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

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trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

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BrasS

money. da scratch. moolah. dough. the long green. do-rey-me. bread.

No brass, no pizza.
Know brass, know pizza.

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whoop it up

1 - The initial masculine emotion that procedes after planning a big event.

Dumb guy: What are we going to do in Vegas?

Smart guy: Whoop it up! ...you dumb bitch.

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Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

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kape

Slang term for okay.

Originally developed by me, because I'm leet.

Hey you want to go to the mall?

Kape.

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