ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

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shara

a good friend who sticks up for you and aways is they for you

shara is a good friend who helped me though my relationship break up

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blueberry dro

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.

yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze

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Dunloggin Middle School

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!


Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

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Wisconsin Facial

Human sexual practice when a lactating female intentionally squeezes breastmilk all over the males face.

My baby's momma gave me a wisconsin facial last night so I had to give her a hot-carl.

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intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

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going

action, to do something

he snitched and said the goin was me

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