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Internet Explorer 10

The newest web browser by Microsoft, that will ship on Windows 8, and will be faster than Google Chrome, which is faster than Internet Explorer 9, which is faster than Firefox, which is faster than Opera, which is faster than a turtle, which is faster than Safari, which is faster than Internet Explorer 6.

Internet Explorer will not likely be used by many "geeks" because they will download Chrome thinking that IE 10 is somehow the same as IE 6.

Guy 1: Hey, is that IE 10? ur such a fag!!!!1!!1!!11!!

Guy 2: Actually, IE 9 was actually pretty nice, and Internet Explorer 10 will be the fastest browser avaliable.

Guy 1: lol, fag, thats gay like IE6, lol, hurrr

by cOOlaide117 September 7, 2012

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Windows Phone

The smartphone of the future.

iPhone User: Hey, is that a Windows Phone?

Windows Phone User: Yes, it's the phone of the future, because it sure as hell isn't the phone of today.

by cOOlaide117 September 7, 2012

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