Panty Waste

A weak male born with a great deal of female traits but with just enough male traits to get him into the boys locker room.

My friend Brian prances around the locker room like a freakin 'Panty Waste', he must be a ‘Dabbler’.

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Skiing

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.

The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.

The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.

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Dabbler

One who is in the process of discovering his/her homosexuality.

Things were great when Brian was just a 'Dabbler', at least then we had hope that our son wouldn't grow up to be a 'Sword Swallower'.

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Candy Ass

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.

I can't believe Brian likes to get his ass kicked in public like that, he's such a 'Candy Ass'. Those better not be Dawns panties he's wearing!!

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