gorb

1.in skiing: a idoit who thinks that they're good at skiing but they are terrible.
some signs that you are a gorb:
-rental poles,boots,helmet,skis (often snowblades)
-no snowpants only jeans, tucked into the rental boots
-gogles on upside down or no gogles at all. see gorb gap
-no gloves
-often flourescent colored ski jacket
-old touque or rental helmet

you often see gorbs stuck at the top of tall mountians unable to get down or waiting in insanely long lines for slow beginner lifts. many gorbs are at a ski hill because their entire school went on a trip there for a day to get lessons from underpaid ski instructors
2.an insult to somone who is new at something

1.you are such a gorb
2.you are the biggest nintendo gorb

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gorb gap

in skiing: the gap between a persons helmet and their goggles sometimes it has hair sticking out of it. also see gorb

he has the biggest, uglyest gorb gap ever!