fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

dahiany

very dank woman. talented and smart. can play instruments with her feet. has no friends.

whoa! her name must be dahiany, she's so cool!

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