cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.

dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.

“glamorous” bitchuation

Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.

Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation