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When fireworks (i.e. sparklers) are labelled "safe and sane," but are used in an unsafe and insane manner.
Tom: Did you see Ben and Richard use California candles to light America's fountain?
Joe: That was unsafe and insane!
strict measures that involve giving blood.
Giving a blood sample just to enter this nightclub seems a bit Draculonian.
The act of vomiting.
Did you hear Jim holler New York last night? That's what he gets for mixing Bacardi and Wild Turkey!
A booger that slides easily out from either inner nostril wall. It is approximately the size of a Kellogg's cornflake. The pinky finger is ideal for getting out most sidewallers.
It was so dry last night that I slid out a giant sidewaller with some blood residue this morning.