iPod

The iPod is often mistaken for a piece of shit. It's actually not that bad. Although:

1. It's pretty expensive.

2. It has excessive space.

3. A lot of people die from the iPod.

(1) Dude A: You have an iPod? How much did it cost?

Dude B: Everything I have.


(2) Dude A: That song is shit. Why don't you save space for better songs?

Dude B: It doesn't matter that I never listen to half the songs, I have 4 gigs of space.


(3) Dude A: WATCH OUT FOR THAT FALLING HELICOPTER!!!

Dude B: WHAT??!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD!

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