Homework

a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK!!

me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!

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abcd sex

its the same as abc sex but abcd sex is when you have sex on aniversaries birthdays christmas and when your dying.

damn! they must really love eachother if there having abcd sex!

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