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product advertised by an yodeling armadillo named Yolanda; a dildo with yo-yos at either end of it called a yodilyo.
Both the yo-yo and the dildo donât serve the purpose that they are normally made for. Itâs like the shake weight for the yodilyo muscle located at the base of the back of the skull. This muscle becomes strained when you have uncontrollably laughed with your friends about inside jokes that only make sense to you.
Dude 1: have you figured out how to use the yodilyo yo bought?
Dude 2: no but this is the best invention ever.
when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle
oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!
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If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.
Yo I donât really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?
Iâm so high right now, donât give a me a big line Iâll just take a Mario bump.
Acronym that stands for pooper scooper headass boy. When someoneâs haeadassery has surpassed maximum allowed headassness, they enter into the pshab realm. This is a special level of headass, most people wonât encounter a pshab in their lifetime, but if you do you will know.
Guy 1: yo dude, I heard the fool billy poops sitting backwards.
Guy 2: damn, that dudes a straight pshab.
The best Asian midget hooker in all of Chula Vista. She loves to smoke meth with bald white men in shitty motels.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.
Josh - ay bro did I tell you that one time I met little dumpling?
Big Wes - yeah dude didnât you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?
When a women of African origin emits a cloud of air out of her vagina.
Omg shanaenaes dark wind almost killed me!
Dude did you smell that? Yeah you gotta watch out for that dark wind
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