Dirty Quarter

The act of inserting a clean quarter into your partner’s asshole, waiting an hour, and then reaching into the aforementioned anus to retrieve the quarter.

Tom was always the more adventurous one in the group, well known for performing the Dirty Quarter maneuver on his girlfriend on only their second date.

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.

“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”

Michigan Mudslide

The act Of violently shitting on one’s stomach before any type of sexual action, followed by sliding on the person’s stomach head first right onto his or her genitalia. This will then cause a muddy 69, but that’s another story.

I always perform a Michigan Mudslide before even thinking about getting freaky.

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Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

German Juice Box

The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.

“You ever tried a German Juice Box?”
“What’s that?”
“You wanna find out....?”

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