Forked

Another word for fucked.

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"

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william

Another word for bong. Derived from the word billy because Bill is the short or nickname of William.

Norman,"Hey joo pass me william?"
camjoo,"Sure mate it's packed and ready."

Dougie,"I had so many williams last night I was chopped as a monkey."

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Fly's dick

A fly's dick is used to describe a very small measurement.

The bottom of the picture just has to go to the right a fly's dick more and it will be perfectly straight.

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