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Tumblrism

A bastard deviant child of Socialism and Self-Victimization where one claims they support the building of a socialist state, without providing the means of doing so. A substantial amount of the ideas used to support Tumblrism were conceived during collective conversations on Tumblr (particularly Tumblr safespace).

Guy 1: Did you see that facebook post about Bernie Sanders that Tiffany posted?
Guy 2: Yeah, total trash dude. Tumblrism is a cancer.

by cammy cam cam May 16, 2016

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FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016