hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.

HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.

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quentin tarantino

n. anybody who's overly concerned with martial arts, blaxploitation, and tough women. See tool

Look at that douchebag with the samarai sword and gun-toting girlfriend. He's a total quentin tarantino.

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fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

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Beck

n. A shaggy metrosexual who can do no wrong in the eyes of hipsters, no matter how many genres of music he exploits or how many samples he steals.

Beck is the exception to the rule, because he never sold out; even when he did sell out.

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Bicyclist

n. A serious nuisance on Sound Transit's Sounder Commuter Rail.

I was supposed to get off of the Sounder train in Puyallup, but there was a bicyclist in my way.

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Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

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christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.

That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.

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