Asa Thorpe

An Asa Thorpe (abbrev;) is a combination of before-seen definitions designed to accurately describe the act of a homosexually insecure man shaving himself bare and taking a dump in your drawers. It is a rare psychological condition that causes a lot of problems in the victim's personal life.

He did an Asa Thorpe? Oh no... is he seeking therapy? I hope he gets well soon.