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having a sexual fantasy that features a person who is deceased.
man, i would love to bang Brittany Murphy...
ew dude, that's a necrofantasy
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having a sexual fantasy that features a person who is deceased.
man, i would love to bang Brittany Murphy...
ew dude, that's a necrofantasy
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the act of masturbating while taking the free tour of a porn site without any intention of joining.
randy is on the computer in his room again.
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating
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the act of giving children false hopes of distorted reality (often pertaining to their future) in the form of a bedtime story and/ or lullabye to ease their mind and help them to drift asleep faster after tucking them into bed in the hope that they will believe you because they do not know any better.
Cindy wouldn't stop talking about how much she loved shrek when i was putting her to bed, so i sang her a song about how little girls who sleep like they should will get swept off by rich kings one day and become queens. man, she loves those gullabyes
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1) using more words than necessary to explain something
2) constantly straying from the point of a story to discuss small, unnecessary details
this morning, at about 9:00, well 9:04, i went into the store, and a bum, he was wearing this ugly faded green jacket and his shoes were all tore up, he followed me in and right next to the produce aisle, where they used to have the canned vegetables, but now they have canned fruit...
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