december 4th

national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.

person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“

milo

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. if you know/date a milo, keep him forever and never take advantage of him. he’s so talented and sweet and is loved by everyone. he problem listens to alt music and has an alt style. he’s so pretty all the time and everyone loves him. if a milo likes you, don’t take advantage of him. always remind him how much you love him because he can get insecure sometimes, but he will always love you no matter what.

person 1: “hey is that milo?”
person 2: “yeah!! he’s super cool isnt he?”
person 1: “i really like him, he’s amazing”

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