Bitch Attack

When a woman nags, bitches, or yells at you for something you did or didn't do.

Man I was on the receiving end of a total bitch attack when I promised my wife I'd be home at six but didn't show up until midnight.

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Bad Movieitus

What you get when you go see a Movie that is just shit, and a complete waste of time.

Symptoms include: headache, sleeping, booing, anger, and Boredom. In some cases getting up and leaving has been known to occur.

If any of these symptoms pursists for more then 4 hours please consult nearest ticket salesman, manager, or employee to demand your money back.

I got Bad Movieitus when I went to see the movie adaption of Resident Evil.

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