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An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.
this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.
hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?
an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'
A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.
That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.
a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.
'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'