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A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":
"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
Something you do while stimulating your genitals with a 110/220v mains OR battery powered vibrator
We vibed pretty good last night, didn't we?
- Well, at least I did.. still have the stains on my bed sheets from my girl cream
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A shortened / abbreviated 2 syllable version of the standard 'WTF' which is composed of 3 syllables. Most known for its use by Eric Cartman, a fictional character of a boy from the animated cartoon series South Park.
TFQ differs from WTF in such a way that TFQ is often used for repeated situations of amazement or disappointment, whereas WTF is most commonly used as the first way of expressing ones level of amazement (or disappointment).
"so she sat down and started to piss, and the bastard drunk it all!"
- "WTF"
"yeah, and then she took a shit in his mouth"
- "dude...TFQ... that just ain't cool... she didn't even properly introduce herself.."
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A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.
This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.
When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..
I'm a turtler, since if I am not taken out early-game, I will dominate.
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A person wearing a turban; most commonly from the Indian subcontinent.
Jesus Ron, "if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys"... god damn outsourcing... those napkin niggers fucked up the codebase AGAIN.. do they even know what language they're programming in?!
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Derogative stereotypical typecasting to describe a person from the Indian subcontinent in a hateful manner where said "napkin" refers to turbans worn mostly by Sikh men. The "nigger" part refers to the typical indian skincolor and the (mostly) low socioeconomic status of most Indian males, thus hinting at their low wages and thus linking it to wage slavery.
"No, your code is NOT up to standard, you stupid napkin nigger!!" .. God damnit, I should have never outsourced this project to those incompetent Indian fucks...
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Contrary to popular opinion, POG stands for "Player Of Games", as stated in Minecraft's End Poem, written by Julian Gough
It's in a game that sold over 150M units, so it can't be wrong.
While reading the End Poem before the credits to Minecraft:
"cappie2000, Player of Games."
Me thinking: "Ah.. I'm a POG.. now I get it"