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beating guts

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position

while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts

by capt. syphilisis July 28, 2008

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blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis July 28, 2008

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alabama brown betty

while engaged in anal sex your partner fatigue sets in blowing in the asshole may regain stamina,or end up sending shit in your face 50-50 chance

david's mom fell asleep so i gave her a alabama brown betty

by capt. syphilisis July 28, 2008

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