rucker

Someone who exercises with a weighted rucksack or backpack.

Q: Dafuq is that guy doing push-ups with a backpack on?

A: He’s a rucker. That probably weighs 30lbs or more.

Renovacation

(reh-no-vay-kay-shun) (n) 1) taking time off from work to complete home improvements, renovations, and repairs.

renovation + vacation

• "I'm taking a renovacation, so I can plow through my honeydo list."
• "Enjoy your time off!" "Thanks, but it's more renovacation than vacation."