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jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

12πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Liberace

some gay bastard that played music.

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.

by captain awesome May 5, 2006

78πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.

I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.

by captain awesome February 25, 2005

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by captain awesome October 13, 2007

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by captain awesome October 28, 2003

72πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by captain awesome March 18, 2004

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.

The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.

by captain awesome March 7, 2005

6πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž