come up shuffle

noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.

Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.

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