does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

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I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

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it was tails

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

Hey, i said one beer. It was tails!

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exactly right

after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.

Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right

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what is the joke?

a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.

Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.

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attitudes

a apir of tits. usually available to touch for $20 by a sweaty guy with a combover.

Ever seen a better apir of attitudes? I'll let you kiss em for twenty bucks.

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