Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

Randegoon

Randegoon is a verb that is used when an individual wants to engage in crab rangoon randevu relations with another individual sharing the same love for crab rangoon.

Example: You go to dinner at a local Chinese buffet. While you are reaching for a crab rangoon with your tongs, you touch tongs with your crab rangoon soulmate. You then randevu with the crab rangoon.

Susy: “Oh my god, you share the same love for crab rangoon as me? We should elope on a randegoon!”
Jacob: “I want to impregnate you.”