diabetes-sized

An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.

If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.

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lift with your legs

A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."

"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"

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