Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

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sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

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choda dolphin

an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)

Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.

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pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

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grittin' on

to stare at something/someone

Damn! That hoe is grittin' on me like crazy!

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credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

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bo-jangle'n

when , while playing hackey sack... someone hogs the sack just to show off like a prick....

john was being a dick bo-jangle'n so much...

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