illegal

when, after you sober up, what you felt was cool, actually has consequences.

When l got back from Vegas my bank said my account was overdrawn. That's illegal!

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majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.

I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.

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squab

When two or more physically express thier feelings of indifference.

Dude was known to squab after closing the neighborhood pub.

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