dole-ite

(UK slang)
someone who refuses to work and claims social security benefits.
often found doing to double.

dole-ites dont get up till lunch time

meat and two veg

(UK slang)
mens gentials

youwch, me meat and two veg!

plonka

1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot

you planka rodeny

brew

(Northern Irish slang)
the dole
the DHSS

the brew were giving my jip over me doing the double.
Brew scum!
On the brew

dole scum

(UK slang)a lazy fecker that refuses to work but claims state handouts instead.

veg out

the art of being a stoned couch potato.

i just vegged out on friday night!

urethra franklin

a female pee hole