gloppitus

A cat in a bag, usually a paper grocery bag or gift bag. Tends to explode without warning.

A gloppitus was on the floor, lying in wait for the unsuspecting cheeseburgers and unguarded toes.

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Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.

Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.

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