CA-782nd

CA-782 is an AFJROTC located at Valencia High School which is somehow still afloat. Command is abysmal and it’s a live action version of “Game of the Thrones”. The Mafia secretly runs this place with everyone important being part of a syndicate. 1st Squad is a black hole in which little people actually escape from but when they do, they actually are competent. 2nd Squad is most easily described as a bi-polar person being divided into team time and flight time. Charlie Flight is always having a stroke in everything it does and is filled with brainlets and Delta Flight is just the overshadowed slightly less retarded version of Charlie Flight. With Echo Flight seeming to be the only flight that isn’t a complete disgrace to the corps. Teams can be seen as governments. Color Guard is the definition of a failing monarchy with the expected people always being picked as Commander and NCO. Rifle Team is a dictatorship where if you even look the wrong way they’ll blow up on you like a thermonuclear bomb which seems to be the reason why everyone there radiates toxicity. Saber Team is the definition of a state that’s always in a civil war with Communist revolutions seeming to be happening every semester. Finally Drill Team is the most bullied but actually runs like a democracy, however because of this the people are usually brain dead and this results them in being the most lonely team. Apart from that PT you will either get kickball or a day at boot camp depending who is in charge.

“CA-782nd might actually win at Golden Bear if it’s knowledge wasn’t so shit”

Saugus high school

Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”

Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”