He'd have to wash his bungyanger before I'd have a go at it.
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To use a condom and a paper bag at the same time during intercourse. Exemplified by a desperate person settling for sex with an ugly skank.
-You're taking home that bow-wow? You know she's been around the block more than once.
-Not to worry, I'll double bag it.
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