cat hotdog

why did you search this up-
WHAT EVEN IS A CAT HOTDOG
HOT DOGS ARENT HOT DOGS THEY ARE CHICKENS, PIGS AND OTHER MEATS
NOT DOGS-

Random dude : hey i just ate a cat hotdog!

cat hotdog : a random thing that i just made up

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

supercalifragilisticexpialidociousally

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but its like doing it supercalifragilisticexpialidociousally-
idk
like if u are doing it happily but its supercalifragilisticexpialidociousally (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious means happy)

Random Dude : Bro you are acting supercalifragilisticexpialidociousally today? Who is making you that happy???

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.