zxacsqvdwefbngrthmjyukilop

zxacsqvdwefbngrthmjyukilop - yes, this is in the urban dictionary
a non-word that you type when you should be doing your homework, but instead, you are trying to figure out something that isn't on the urban dictionary.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
You: Yeah...
Mom: Can you show me?
You: Errr...Sure..
Mom: What are you doing?!
You: Uhmmmm....
Mom: Why did you type zxacsqvdwefbngrthmjyukilop?

You:...
Mom: That's it, you're grounded.

cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up