Double Jackhammer

When two partners penetrate each other's assholes at the same time with either penis' or strap-ons. A decent amount of appendage length and up-curve is needed to do this comfortably.

Jim: "I want to try some new buttplay with Alex but I don't know what to do!"
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."

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36b

About a handful
Within the perfect breast size range

"Wow... your boobs are perfect! What size do you wear now?"
"36b. They grew a bit over the summer."
"Amazing."

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fake woke

When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology

"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"

"Shut up fake woke ass up."

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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"

"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."

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