Sweese

A term used in Amazing World Of Gumball where Richard Watterson had to eat a burger from each Joyful Burger in Elmore when he had one too many burgers. Leading him to sweat lard and cheese
See also Sward

Gumball: Egh. What is that now?
Richard Watterson: Sweese.

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Peej

1) Jeep spelled backwards
2) Another way to say peed in a funny way
3) When in a Jeep and you feel the pee go the opposite way

1) Did you know that Jeep is peeJ backwards?
2) I just peej'd my pants
3) OWW!!

What dude?

I just peej'd

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

Pooge

A mixture of splooge (sperm) and poop due to anal intercourse

Pronounced Pooj

I just pooged my pants bro!
Tmi dude.

Peep

1) When you (male or female) pee and poop at the same time
2) catch a look at someone or something real quickly

1) Have you ever peeped your pants?
2) I had a little peep at the girl next door

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat