2kool4skool

A variation of 2cool4u. When someone acts like s/he is "too cool" for something/under a high-pressure situation, not necessarily school per se, but something deemed to be of importance, such as relationship, work, family, or even YOU.

Girl: I graduated from Y School! Are you an alum too?
Boy: I went to X School, then Y School, cuz I didn't feel like finishing my degree at X.. Then I transfered to Z School.. Can't remember anymore. Anyway, does it matter?
*Boy lights a cigarette*
*Girl whispers to friend (Hel-lo Mr. 2kool4skool!)*

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Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

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affair weather friend

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.

i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..

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fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .

Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.

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Chinkmas

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.

Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China

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Don't Publish

The button we click when a person submits an urban dictionary definition of his/her name as a way of telling his/her 2 homies that read urban dictionary how "awesome", "cool", or any other positive adjective s/he is.

We click Don't Publish to save you from the embarrassment of telling others how 'awesome' you think you are.

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The Prodigal Scum

Based on the Biblical parable The Prodigal Son, The Prodigal Scum is any Christian family boy who runs away from home then comes back in hopes of being bestowed all the family's riches.

- I think I'm going to attempt to pull The Prodigal Scum next year. Then I'm gonna buy a place in Ibiza & spend the rest of my days there.

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