ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

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HID Data has stopped working

A bug that shows at startup on a computer using the Windows Vista OS.

I see the HID Data has stopped working dialog box again. I wish I could afford an Apple MAC.

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dejaboo

Derived from the French term dejavu (which is when one feels that the experience s/he is going through is exactly like an experience s/he has gone through before), dejaboo is when the experience is UNPLEASANT.

Yesterday I was walking back to work with my Big Mac when I realized that I'd seen this exact same scene so many times before. And it wasn't dejavu--it was dejaBOO. I've been working as a clerk at the same firm for 25 years, & have eaten the same thing for lunch. BOOOOO

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fictiontasy

A fantasy that involves fictional (from a book/movie/tv series/game, etc.) characters

- he pulled down his drawers & got lost in the fictiontasy involving goku, yoda & emperor palpatine

One for the big girls!

A scream/cheer for when a "big-boned"/fat girl in a movie/TV series gets with a hot guy & is not even treated as "big-boned/fat"

"One for the big girls!" was what Bertha screamed as she watched Dr. Callie Torres get it on with McSteamy in Grey's Anatomy

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Same shit, different setting

(Kind of like "same shit, different day" or ssdd) When a person relocates from place X/is in a different setting & expects great things to happen, but this doesn't happen, much to his disappointment

Neil thought he'd become a more responsible & less alcoholic individual when he moved from New Orleans to the UK but basically, it was the same shit, different setting

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l337arded

When people use the term "l337" so much it's retarded

Guy 1: Dude, I was at the supermarket & found this bottle of detergent for like $1.29. How l337 is that??
Guy 2: Yeah totally I was driving & I saw this squirrel run up a tree.. l337 stuff.
Guy 3: More like...l337arded.

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